CLOWNS
- When I was a kid my dad had pictures of these clowns
- He hung them on my wall and wouldn't let me take them down
- I didn't understand then and I still can't figure out
- What those goddamn clowns were so sad about
- A clown was my boss at every job I ever had
- Clowns run all the record companies that ever said we're bad
- A clown pretended to be a girl who pretended to be my friend
- This world is run by clowns who can't wait for it to end
- I have yet to meet a kid not scared to death of clowns
- They can't walk and they don't talk they've got painted on frowns
- A clown with a gun I hope I never see
- Would he shoot himself or shoot me?
- A clown taught every class I took at my old high school
- Clowns all wear Speedos when they hang out by the pool
- Clowns dress up like cops and threaten to call my folks
- This town is filled with clowns who don't get my jokes
- They fall on their asses
- It takes lots of practice
- I have nightmares filled with clowns and you're there too
- You have a big red nose and stupid floppy shoes
- You're becoming one I can see the signs
- I hate clowns almost as much as I hate mimes