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Come on down to the edge of the woods

We all live at the edge of the woods

Inside a shack at the edge of the woods

Cuz everything happens at the edge of the woods

Join us where it's safe and good

Me and Peter and the wolf and the three little pigs

The devil walks his dog at the edge of the woods

The people are small but the houses are big

Welcome to our home sweet home

We built it for you at the edge of the woods

On every lawn there's a family of gnomes

They won't hurt you if you do what you should

We'll have you for dinner at the edge of the woods

Cuz something's always cooking at the edge of the woods

Hey good looking at the edge of the woods

We eat Gretel steaks and Red Riding Hoods

It's dark at night, but that's all right

Things are out of sight inside the woods

There's nothing to fear, we're all friends here

You can sleep for years inside the woods

There's a six foot squirrel named Grip

He lives underneath my bed

He'll rip off your stepmother's head

He'll tear her throat to shreds