Half Life

There is no space
For what you need to know
On the forms that I must fill out
I'm happiest alone
I'm miserable that way
All this stuff just wants to spill out
I take pleasure in the simple things
I love my headphones and my wedding ring
Are you talking to me now or reading from a script?
What's that supposed to mean you say you wanna be yourself?
I don't think you even know just who the hell that is
You spend half your life pretending you're like everybody else
Like everybody else
I tell the same joke
Many different ways
But you never seem to get it
You're jerking off
To catalogs
Don't you feel a bit pathetic?
I take pleasure in the simple things
I love my headphones and my wedding ring
You spend half your life remembering your life when you were young
And half your life dreaming how much better life could get
Well every time you make a choice hey half your life is gone
All you got's a few big dreams divided into many small regrets
Like everybody else
Never take any pictures
Just try to remember
All I remember is trying
Here's a story I like
I think it happened to me
I don't even know if I'm lying
If I'm lying
If I'm lying
Are you talking to me now or reading from a script?
What's that supposed to mean you say you wanna be yourself?
I don't think you even know just who the hell that is
No, I don't think you have a clue just who the hell that is
So what's your half life?
So what's your half life?
So what's your half life?
So what's your half life?
You spend half your life pretending you're like everybody else