HUGO!

Another hero has failed me

He's a guest VJ on MTV

Jack's in his corset, Janie's in her vest

Lou's hawking scooters and American Express

Guys quote Michael Stipe in bars

To pick up girls who own their cars

While we renounce what we once loved

To prove that we can rise above

Ya hear?

Hugo, Hugo -- Hugo doesn't have these faults

Hugo, Hugo -- He is pure and he is good

Now don't believe it when you're told

"I hope I die before I get sold"

Every great band should be shot

Before they make their Combat Rock

so hit it

Hugo, Hugo -- He won't ever let me down

Hugo, Hugo -- He is pure and he is good

Hugo's not afraid to cry

Hugo is an ok guy