Thanksgiving In Reno

At the $5.99 buffet

In reno on tanksgiving day

Nobody seemed to care

Why anyone else was there

Me and my buddy jay

Watched bad cover bands play

Got little drinks for free

Kept betting on twenty-three

We got drunk

We got sad

I met a girl

Who said she could save me

She said "i am a hug

I wrap around you and I scrub

You're made of dirt my dear

I scrub until you disappear

That's what absolution means"

She put a dollar in a slot machine

Three triple bars came up

We won six hundred bucks

We got stoned

We had sex

I dreamt that I was

Evel knievel

We got stoned

We had sex

I dreamt that I was

Evel knievel

Some of this is true

Some of this is better

We got drunk

We got sad

Wish I met a girl

Who said she could save me

We got stoned

Did not have sex

Really had that dream about

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