THAT'S A LIE (Remix)

I'm tired of the stories that you always tell

Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well

You're the largest liar that was ever created

You and Pinocchio are probably related

That's a Lie

...hey that's me playin harmonica

You're a Liar

...yeah and I wrote this song too

That's a Lie

...really I did, LL Cool J came over to my house one day

You're a Liar

...he heard me humming it, he said "Hey that sounds good"

You lied about the things that you lied about

You even lied to your aunt when you went down south

You lied that a bodybuilder kicked your butt

If you was in Egypt you would lie to King Tut

That's a Lie

...just one glass of wine with dinner officer

...LA what a great place

...No mom I'm not on drugs

...Of course I love you

My father said now son never tattle never lie

but I think he should of followed some of his own advice

I thought I'd own the world when I turned 21

Well that's the last lie, cuz now the song is done

That's a Lie

...over budget? us?

...Hey we should have lunch

...It won't hurt, believe me

...I won't cum in your mouth

That's a Lie