Theme Song

Meet our band of merry men

Shake the hand of every one

We'll eat your food and your wives

Buy us beers we're friends for life

We only shoot when shot at

We give away what we don't need

We live for fun and freedom

We stamp out fear and greed

To create you must destroy

Smash a glass and cry too much joy

We sleep on floors and live on crumbs

We're a bunch of ugly bums

A great idea when we were smashed

Turning anger into cash

We ain't seen much

But we don't starve

We drive around

In our mom's cars

To create you must destroy

Smash a glass and cry too much joy

To create you must destroy

Smash a glass and cry too much joy

That's right, too much joy

The international love patrol

On tour all over the world

Coming to your town

Spreading peace and harmonies

Like, like a hip good humor truck

That all the kids run out to greet

And, and we'll be coming to your town soon

Wherever you are

And, and you can have a six pack of beer waiting for us

And we'll spend the night after the show in your house

We'll sleep on your floor

And we can talk about stuff

We can talk about this song, ok?

And we can sing it too

And this is how it goes

Well, this is how it goes

To create you must destroy

Smash a glass and cry too much joy

To create you must destroy

Smash a glass and cry too much joy

To create you must destroy

Smash a glass and cry too much joy