William Holden Caufield

They call me william holden caufield

It was no compliment

What's wrong with william holden caufield?

Oh yeah

All that stuff that bummed me out ten years ago

Still bugs me today, and boy I wanna know

Who died and made you my mom and me some stupid kid

How can you forget all those things we did

So keep on sleeping on

Until your hair is grey

When I turn eighty

I'd better feel this way

I'm afraid of people who like catcher in the rye

Yeah, I like it too, but someone tell me why

People he'd despise say I feel like this guy

I don't wanna grow up 'cause I don't wanna die

When I'm thirty-one

Then keep living on

For fifty more years

He called me william holden caufield

It was no compliment

What's wrong with william holden caufield

Oh yeah

Keep on sleeping on

Until your hair is grey

When I turn eighty

I'd better feel this way

I respect the man in sunset boulevard

Got a heart somewhere just won't let down his guard

Doesn't trust happiness or the bad luck that it brings

He's lonely and he's cold and he's proud of these things

I said I'm cold

And I'm lonely

I'm proud of these things

Keep on sleeping on

Until your hair is grey

When I turn eighty

I'd better feel this way