Pride Of Frankenstein

Every village has an idiot

A harmless monster who soaks up all our fears

Ours hangs at the hartsdale cheesery

Writing down the license of every car he sees

Lots of stories how he got that way

No one knows where he goes at the end of the day

We threw rocks at him when we were nine

He stared us down with the pride of frankenstein

He's got the pride

He's got the, he's got the, he's got the, he's got the pride

He's got the, he's got the, he's got the pride

He's got the, he's got the, he's got the pride

Sometimes I feel like that village idiot

A babbling fool that children should avoid

My smile's too wide, my shoes won't stay tied

Can't get a decent haircut to save my life

He's got the pride

He's got the, he's got the, he's got the, he's got the pride

He's got the, he's got the, he's got the pride

He's got the, he's got the, he's got the pride

Baby it's sad, but baby it's a fact

There are people with torches for people like that

We threw rocks at him when we were nine

He stared us down with the pride of frankenstein

This is a song for those who can't sing

I want to buy you all a diamond ring

And if that diamond ring don't shine

We can all share a jug of cheap red wine

He's got the pride

(repeat)

The pride of frankenstein