BAD DOG

I have been: bad dog

I am a bad dog

I hang my head in shame

Bad dog is my name

You can hit me with a stick

I know I deserve it

Shame on me

I hang my head in shame

Bad dog is my name

You can tie me to a tree

I know it means you love me

Shame on me

I've been a bad dog

I am a bad dog

I have been: bad dog

I am a bad dog

I met this sex Nazi

She locked me in her room

She only has sex with me

Every other June

I met this sex Nazi

She wants sex on demand

But when she's not commanding

I can't even use my hand

Shame on me

I have been: bad dog

I am a bad dog

I hang my head in shame

Bad dog is my name

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